If I get half of it, I will be impressed
We all have a person we know who owns everything. Their hair shines effortlessly, each task gets full marks, they are invited to every party, they wear Zara's latest clothes, and no one speaks ill of them. Basically they are perfect, and you are a bit dissatisfied. We all think so.
So what makes one person own all of this? Well, according to a new survey, there are 30 key things that show you did it in your life.
Müller Yoghurts commissioned a survey of 2,000 people to find signs that the British thought they had everything. They include achievable goals, such as full vaccinations or vacations to green-listed countries, and then extremely unrealistic goals, such as owning a wine cellar or being mistaken for love islanders. if.
If you are involved in most of these things, then congratulations on having it all. If not, please join the club:
Lol i have to get one first.
2. You can travel in business class
Does my parents pay for the air ticket count?
3. You can decide your working hours
Again will have to work first.
My dentist is great tbf.
5. Eat whatever you want without getting fat
I do not know what it was.
6. Your house is always spotless
The place is spotless due to lack of furniture.
7. Your child is very good
In my opinion, I have my life because I have no children.
8. You have a walk-in closet
9. You have a holiday home in the Cotswolds
If I can afford a house, I will be very happy.
10. You have a senior title at work
I want to say how many times have I been unemployed?
11. You have the latest iPhone
I don't even know what it is called. Are we on the 15th?
12. You can work from home
13. Have you been to the Maldives
It seems that I can afford an influential paradise.
14. You can easily get off work at the end of the day
It's easy when not working.
15. You have a wine cellar
16. You can speak several different languages
My GCSE French examiner will disagree.
17. People ask where your clothes or shoes come from
18. People think your significant other is sexy
At least they think one of us is very hot.
I got one in 30.
20. People are always amused by your jokes
To be fair, I am funny.
21. You have six pack abs
22. You find that there are no fully booked accommodations this year
There are always vacancies in my apartment, so yes.
23. You have over 1,000 social media followers
No need to humiliate me and my 300 followers.
25. You can make pastries from scratch
Even Bake Off contestants cannot do this.
26. Your food looks great on Instagram
If I'm in a restaurant and others have already done it, it would be great.
28. The country you are vacationing in has been moved to the green list
Okay, so this is actually achievable.
29. You were mistaken for a player on Love Island
This is the bane of my life, for the last time, guys, no, I am not Molly-Mae, we just look very similar.
30. You are good at yoga
I can't really touch my toes.
• If you do these 40 things, then according to a new study, you are officially a hipster
• If you can connect 47/51 of these things, then you are a rich friend in school
•Ok, but why does the teacher always say these 27 passive and aggressive words?
That's a whole year's tuition
No, but why is it so brutal? ?
It's really cursed to eat out with a couple
If I get half of it, I will be impressed
Listen, we can't all be Vera
Hugo advertises dog food, haha
This is why you should support your compelling lecturer
From complex to brand new stick bite me
"It makes me feel violated and disgusting"
Please let this be true! !
Just like Uber raised prices in London
You know you love me xoxo
Four-fifths of Muslim students who applied for student loans believed that they had damaged their faith
Bring back the old CBBC sign, you coward
Go back in time, me and you baby...
Application deadline on November 17
Trying to rank these guys has made me 50 years old
This trend is cursed, how can we all believe it?
No one will plant a tree just to post a picture of your dog, you know
"Gi-hoon will come back, and he will do something for the world"